The Night The Strawberry Fell Over the Drunken Crowd of Manhattan, Kansas: It was fun, it was frightening, it was the new year, I guess: We were asleep by four. When did we wake up?

Discussed: #4 Salsa, The Personal Hygiene of Shane Claiborne, Layers of Funk in Bathtubs, Molestaches, Pilgrimmages In Summertime, What Makes a Good Dance Party, Ireland, Suspenders Worn in Honor of Some Aryan Twins, Married Life, The Salaries of Kindergarten Teachers, Cold War Kids, Dreams on Broadway, The 21st Century Moustache, LCD Soundsystem, Angry Landlords with Busch Light, Austin City Limits, 2am, Tabor College, iPhones and Enid Youth Groups, Bad Acting and Good Acting, Daniel Boone as an Alter Ego, Trapping, Bobcats in Your Parents’ Freezer, University-Degree Punch Cards (Get 9, Get Your 10th One Free!), Reasons to Leave Hillsboro, Being White, Chocolate Peanut Butter Scones