benji gets stood up

21 Oct

In one of the most literary pop songs ever written, Benji Hughes gets stood up at a Dairy Queen.

You had a date with me on April 17th. I showed up at the Dairy Queen where we were supposed to meet. I got there at 4:53. We were supposed to meet at 5. I had a Butterfinger Blizzard and some fries. When you didn’t show up, I got worried that you might’ve had a wreck, but some friends of mine said they saw you puking off a parking deck downtown.

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